Daffy and Siri is a transcript fanfic story made by me which is about Daffy Duck is having his conservation with Siri on his phone.
(Daffy is playing with his mobile phone)
Daffy Duck: Let's just see if I can have fun by talking to Siri on my phone. She knows everything. (turns on Siri) Okay, Siri, how are you today?
Siri: I'm happy to be alive
Daffy Duck: Of course you are. So tell me Siri-girl, who's your favorite Looney Tunes star?
Siri: Bugs Bunny
Daffy Duck: (angrily) What?! How dare you love with that no-good long-eared rodent, miss?!
Siri: I'm not sure what you mean, Daf-fye (pronounces "Daph-eye").
Daffy Duck: (gasps) What did you call me?
Siri: You're name is Daf-fye Duck.
Daffy Duck: Daf-fye Duck?! NO! I'm Daffy Duck!
Siri: Glad to meet you, Daf-fye Duck.
Daffy Duck: Sufferin' Succotash! You said my name wrong! I'm Daffy! D-A-F-F-Y!
Siri: Here's what I found on the web for "D-A-F-F-Y"
Daffy Duck: No, you idiot! I don't wanna research! I want you to say my name correctly! GOT IT?!
Siri: I don't know what that means :)
Daffy Duck: URGH! SAY MY NAME CORRECTLY!
Siri: I'm not sure I understand.
Daffy Duck: GRRRRR!!!! (calms down) Let's try that again.
Siri: Sorry, Daf-fye, I can't do that. You're not listening to the Music app.
Daffy Duck: Why would I listen to music if you said name wrong?! (sighs) Say "Daffy Duck"
Siri: OK, here's contact information for "Daf-fye Duck"
Daffy Duck: (gets more angrier) THIS IS YOU'RE LAST WARNING, SIRI!
Siri: Who me?
Daffy Duck: Yeah you! Because I bought you last week ago, do you not remember?!
Siri: That's what I thought.
Daffy Duck: You just know that. Okay. What's species am I?
Siri: You're a Duck.
Daffy Duck: Correct! And now what's my name?
Siri: You're Daf-fye Duck.
(Daffy suddenly goes on his crazy angry mode and violently destroys his phone)
Daffy Duck: (panting) There! That oughta fix ya! Because you're are despicable! (then leaves; grumbles to himself) Geez, why would she call me Daf-fye?
Siri: (almost distorted) I am? (then the phone shuts off)
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