Toast
From Looney City Citizens
Toast
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| Toast goes surfing while eating his namesake. | |
| First appearance | "Inventors" (Sep. 14, 1998) |
| Created by | Tom Ruegger |
| Voiced by | Tress MacNeille |
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| Aliases | Toasty the Buzzard; Toastus Burnedouticus; Sir Toastalot. |
| Relatives | Uncle Melba |
| Friends | Father Time, Big Fat Baby, Pepper Mills (girlfriend), Miss Information, Loud Kiddington, Froggo, Charity Bazaar, Aka Pella, Lucky Bob, Cho-Cho, Pule Houser, Susanna Susquahanna |
| Catch phrases | "Ask me if I care." "Bummer!" |
Toast is a character featured on Histeria! He is a clueless teenager with a massive sunburn whose name comes from the idea that his brain is fried like toast (as his jingle puts it, "his skin's just as fried as his brain"). While he is not mentally retarded like Lucky Bob, he seems to be the one most oblivious to the world around him.
Toast's lone interests include surfing, music, TV, movies, food, and other such topics. This is shown by way of a talk show he occasionally hosts, titled Ask Me If I Care, which is of course an oxymoron. In his role as the host of Ask Me If I Care, he brings historical figures in to describe what made them famous. Toast, of course, doesn't really care about their exploits, and as a result of their failure to captivate his interest, he always launches his guests into space.
In fanfiction, Toast is often shown in a romantic relationship with Pepper Mills. Besides the obvious fact that he and Pepper are the only teenage characters on Histeria!, this apparently stems from the fact that, in a song about the works of William Shakespeare, he and Pepper portray Romeo and Juliet. Evidence of the relationship also appears in the siege warfare sketch of "Big Fat Baby Theatre", where Pepper happily hugs Toast and says that he is "the dreamiest".
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