|Written by:|| Mark Saraceni|
|Date aired:||September 19, 1992|
|Previous episode:||Jake's Big Date|
|Next episode:||The Outer Taz-Manian Zone|
Bushwhacker Bob has hired Johnny Funny to entertain at the hotel, but he hasn't shown up. Taz offers to fill in for Johnny, but Bob sends him to clean something. The Platypus Brothers also offer their services as rock stars, and Bob agrees, but the audience is unsatisfied. Mr. Thickley mentions he is a thespian and Bob sends him onstage, where he is hit by rotten tomatoes. Bob says Taz can now go onstage, to mop up the vegetables. Bob lets Constance go onstage, but she quickly falls off of it. The Platypi try again and make another mess. When Taz goes out to clean it this time, the curtain is up, and the audience finds him a laugh riot. Bob thinks they're going to be rich and sends Taz out to continue the act, but the audience demands Johnny. Taz's comedy career is cut short and he returns to mopping.