|Written by:|| Gordon Kent|
|Date aired:||February 6, 1995|
|Previous episode:||Retakes Not Included|
|Next episode:||Bushlad's Lament|
Mr. Thickley hosts the Taz-Mania Telethon pledge drive, urging viewers to call 555-TAZZ to "subscribe." Constance shows the tote board, which still reads zero. Thickley shows a clip from Mr. Taz's Neighborhood, then cuts to Bull Gator and Axl, who ask The Platypus Brothers about what TV shows they watch. Next we see a clip of anthropologist Jane Allgood watching Taz and Digeri Dingo fighting over a pizza. Constance shows the tote board again, but now it reads -53.21 because Bushwhacker Bob isn't manning the telephone for free. Mr. Thickley is mad that nobody has called, but then it turns out that 555-TAZZ is actually Digeri's number, and he's collecting money by the sackful.