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He's marchin' on the freeway so get out of his way.
Cause he's rollin' in a monster made of papier mache.
Why stay in one lane when he can take 'em all?
He drives a diesel-burning dump-truck that's eighteen feet tall.
The AC blows hot.
The transmission is shot.
It's so fun to drive.
It won't go over twenty-five.
Daffy: Awoooooooooooooooooooo. Parade... Float. Did somebody order a bass solo? Wait. Wait. Closer. Almost. There it is. Hoho there it is.
It's too slow to pull over and it's too big to steal.
You'll never tip it over; it's got two feet and four wheels.
It gets one mile to the gallon and it tends to catch on fire.
And the only way to start it is with a pair of pliers.
Daffy: You know environmentalists say, "Your car is too big." But I say, "Your planet's too small."
He still celebrates and decorates its super great, har-me-onate ...
It hits curbs a bunch.
It eats hybrids for lunch.
Just don't try to pass.
Or he'll flatten your car.
Daffy: Awoooooooooooooooooooo. Parade Float... Suckers