|Written by:|| Sindy McKay|
|Date aired:||September 20, 1994|
|Previous episode:||Not a Shadow of a Doubt|
|Next episode:||Home Despair|
Digeri Dingo wanders by Taz's house and spies the whole family sitting around the breakfast table. Envious, he fakes a broken leg so they'll feel sorry for him and take him into their home. The ploy works only too well. Between Taz ineptly caring for him, Hugh regaling him with boring stories, Jean force-feeding him gallons of her emu soup, Molly and Jake smothering him with love and pillows, and even Dog the Turtle sharing his bone, Digeri is desperate to get out. He leaps from the window, and breaks his leg for real this time.