|Written by:||Gordon Kent|
|Date aired:||February 14, 1995|
|Previous episode:||Bottle Cap Blues|
|Next episode:||Just Be Cuz|
Constance Koala tells Mr. Thickley that she has fallen in love with Taz, but he doesn't know she's alive. She stalks him and tries to make small talk, but this drives him away. She tries to win him with her cooking but he still doesn't get the hint. Finally, at Mr. Thickley's urging, Taz brings her flowers and chocolates and asks her for a date, but she says she doesn't date coworkers, so Taz eats them.