|Cross Country Detours|
The cartoon starts with a narrator talking about the wonders of nature in the USA. He starts off with Yosemite National Park in California. He talks about how tourists always feeding the wildlife, and we cut to a man giving a bear a sandwich then the bear pounds the man on the head and says "Listen, stupid! Can't you read!?" pointing to a "Do not feed the bears" sign. We then meet a deer. As the narrator says, "Hello, deer!", the deer gets up on its hind legs and says, "Hello big boy!" in a Katherine Hepburn impression. We then see a scoutmaster taking his troops to a washroom at a gas station. The narrator tells of how careless people often forget to put out their cigarettes or cigars, which could lead to forest fires. A ranger spots one, and goes all the way to pick it up only to smoke it himself. The narrator then tells us about the natural rock formations, one of which looks like a mouth with a gold tooth. He then takes us to Alaska where we meet a polar bear whom the narrator informs us how his thick coat and layer of fat keeps him warm during the harsh winter climates. The polar bear says "I don't care what you say, I'm cold". The narrator then tells us about how happy Eskimo dogs are living in Alaska, except for one who wants to go to California.
Back into the United States, we see a bobcat preparing to pounce on, and eat a cute baby quail, but he can't bring himself to do it. Then, the screen takes us to a local pond where many frogs reside. As we zoom in on one frog, The narrator says, "Here, we have a close-up of a frog croaking". The frog then takes out a pistol and commits suicide by shooting itself in the head. We are then shown an apology for the pun by the theater. We then are taken to New Mexico, briefly being interrupted by the Eskimo dog from earlier. We then are treated to a lizard shedding her skin which plays out like a striptease, in which a censor bar appears before her breasts are exposed. The narrator then tells us that the next tale is very gruesome and that he will split the screen in two halves. On the grownup's side, a Gila monster who constantly snarls and growls, and on the children's side, a little girl who recites Mary Had a Little Lamb. After being interrupted by the Gila monster, she growls back at it, causing it to run away. The narrator then takes us to the Grand Canyon, where a hiker tries to make an echo, but nothing happens. So finally, he shouts at the top of his lungs and a female voice says "I'm sorry, they do not answer". We then see the husky again, and the narrator tells us how determined he must be. He tells us of the Colorado River, and we some beavers create a giant man-made dam. Finally the exhausted husky makes his way to California where he runs into the Redwood Forest, where he declares "Trees, thousands and thousands of trees, and they're mine, all mine!"
On Cartoon Network and its sister channel Boomerang, the entire part in which a frog shoots himself in the head after the narrator says, "Here, we have a close-up of a frog croaking", followed by a theater card reading that the management is not responsible for the lame pun was edited to remove the frog actually shooting himself in the head, leaving in the "frog croaking" line followed by a smash cut to the apology from the theater management card, making it obvious that something was cut.
- This cartoon was reissued as a Blue Ribbon Merrie Melodie on January 15, 1944.
- Because it was reissued during Schlesinger's career, the original closing was kept.
- This was the last prototype "That's all Folks!" and the final cartoon to have sky background.