|Written by:|| Sindy McKay|
|Date aired:||November 6, 1993|
|Previous episode:||Antenna Dilemma|
|Next episode:||A Young Taz's Fancy|
The title is a play on the term "autograph hound" and on Taz getting pounded by Rex.
Constance's favorite celebrity, wrestler Rex the Wrecker, has checked into the hotel for some rest and does not want to be disturbed. She wants to get his autograph but is too shy to ask for it. Taz volunteers to get it for her but every time he makes the slightest noise Rex ties him in a knot. Eventually, Rex agrees to give an autograph, but only if Taz agrees to face him in the ring and wins the match. Rex is not following the script though, he is really beating up Taz. When Constance realizes this, she takes matters into her own paws.
- Unused footage from this episode appears in The Platypi Psonic Psensation Psimulator.